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Your love's better than baseball.

Your love's better than a home run with the bases loaded.

Your love's better than my Harley. No joke.

Your love's better than chocolate.

You really ring my bell.

You're one tall, cool glass of water.

You're the icing on my cake.
What's that? Chocolate, of course...

Love like ours is scarce as hens' teeth.

When love knocks, don't dial 911!

Your love's better than a cold beer on a warm day.
Almost... OK, then, definitely!

My love is like a red, red rose...
I can tell by the thorns.

Drink to me only with thine eyes...
That Coors has my name on it!

Love will take you where it wants to go.
Don't kibitz. It may ask you to get out and walk.

Will I ever forget you?
Do cows have wings?

Your love's the answer!
What was the question?
Oh, yes -- Who is it I can't live without?

Your love's better than butter.

Your love's better than a stroll in the park.

You're the best thing since God made women.

You're the best thing since God made men.

You're the best thing since sliced bread.

You're the best thing since the internal combustion engine.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? --
Is this a trick question?

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